So apparently, when a mom and dad love each other very much, they…
…write a letter to the stork company and that letter is put into a literal baby-making machine and viola! A little bambino is made!
I’d better re-read my embryology book.
This is my review of Storks!
Long ago, Storks used to deliver babies, but after an incident involving one stork who got too attatched to the kid he was supposed to deliver, Storks now deliver mail, phones and what have you. Junior is the top salesman–er, I mean–salesbird, I guess, who is about to be promoted as the boss. His first order of business would be to fire Tulip, the young woman who happens to have been the baby whose stork wanted to keep her, resulting in the end of the Stork baby-delivery gig. Things go awry when Junior and Tulip come across a pink-haired baby (perhaps this is the origin story of my good friend and fellow blogger Pink-Haired Papist; check out her FB page here https://www.facebook.com/Pink-Haired-Papist-1378637942456144/?fref=ts) and must get her to her family before the higher-ups find out and destroy Junior’s chances of becoming boss.
So the same guys who gave us the excellent LEGO Movie (yes, I will be reviewing that at some point in the near future) are behind this flick and it shows. Just like LEGO Movie, Storks is bizarre and unpredictable in all the right ways! The bright color palatte matches the bouncy fast pace, while the self-awareness of its ridiculous premise keeps the film from taking itself too seriously and allows the wonky humor to flow seamlessly.
Junior is your typical self-centered-jerk-with-a-soft-spot-character, but the way he is written, his self-centeredness never negatively impacts anyone. Even when he is told to fire Tulip in order to become boss, he resists doing so out of sympathy for her. His dialogue makes him sound like a jerk, but his actions speak of his good nature, which makes him easy to root for. Speaking of Tulip, her character is also somewhat by-the-numbers (a dense and quirky outcast with a heart of gold), but like Derek Zoolander in the first Zoolander film, her character is made believable by having her being good at mechanics and thinking on her feet. She kind of reminds me of Marty McFly; a singular-minded youth who is able to live in the present moment. Much like Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde, the friendship that forms between Junior and Tulip is fun to watch. It’s a rocky relationship for sure, but by the end, there is a genuine sense that they care for one another and the baby they are trying to “deliver.” Oh, and in case you were wondering, yes; the pink-haired baby is ADORABLE! 🙂
The subplot of the film involves a young boy named Nate whose parents are always busy calling clients and selling homes. I really like the film’s subtle commentary on how our overreliance on technology has made a negative impact on family bonding. It can be a tad on-the-nose, but for the most part, the subplot is handled nicely and the character arch that Nate and his parents go through is charming to watch.
This movie does not transition from scene to scene very well. There are very few establishing shots, so I found myself utterly confused when we would go from watching Junior, Tulip and the baby in a field to suddenly seeing Nate hammering a nail into some planks. Granted, it’s better than in Batman v. Superman, a movie that didn’t even bother to have a single establishing shot throughout its two-and-a-half-hour run time, but still, smoother transitions from scene to scene would have helped.
Much like the LEGO Movie, the final climactic battle is visually-stunning…to the point where there was so much going on that I had to close my eyes a couple of times. Yeah, it’s kind of hard to follow a bunch of birds and a gigantic, heavily-designed machine used by the villain all at the same time.
Overall Storks is a witty, fun adventure that would be rewarding for both kids and adults. The tongue-in-cheek humor brings about many laughs, the rapport between Junior, Tulip and the baby is sweet to watch evolve and the bright animation allows the bouncy movement to flow effortlessly. Despite a few hiccups, Storks is delightfully strange in all the right ways.
Saint Joseph of Cupertino, pray for us.