If I try to go through my bathroom mirror to get to Wonderland, does that make me a crazy person?
(Sigh) Better check myself in the psych ward.
So while I await psychological evaluation, this is my review of Alice Through the Looking Glass!
Three years after the events of the first Alice in Wonderland, Alice Kingsleigh has been a sea captain traveling the world. Upon returning from her expedition in China, she comes across her friend Absolem, the caterpillar from the first Alice film who is now a butterfly. She follows Absolem through a magic mirror and ends up back in Wonderland, only to discover that the Mad Hatter is dying because he believes his family is still alive, but Alice doesn’t believe him when he tells her this revelation. Now Alice has to go back in time to find out what happened to Hatter’s family all while coming face-to-face with Time himself (no, seriously, Time is a person played by Sacha Baron Cohen). Also the Red Queen is back because–Wonderland!
DOCTOR: Ms. Bloggin’, who are you talking to?
ME: Oh, don’t worry, Doc. Right now, I’m saying aloud everything I want to write in my CGB review of Alice Through The Looking Glass!
DOCTOR: (gives quizzical look) All right then…(jots down notes)
(Walks out of doctor’s office) Well, the psych eval shows that I’m not crazy, but I do have a textbook case of overactive imagination, which I don’t think is covered by Obamacare. (Sees nurse approaching) Hey, why do you have a syringe in your–
(Wakes up in a white room) Well, while I figure out how to break out of here, onward with the review!
Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Time is by far the most interesting character. The idea of time being personified as an immortal being who is in charge of overseeing time and eternity is fascinating. He is a tad rude, but he is committed to his role as the keeper and guardian of time and space. His rapport with Alice could have been a movie all on its own; his factual approach to mortality balances out Alice’s impulsivity and lack of foresight. Personally, if I had been the screenwriter, I would have told the story from Time’s perspective with Alice as his apprentice; make the Red Queen a time-thief who tempts Alice into stealing the chromosphere so that she [Alice] can repair some parts of her own past and then use Time’s pursuit of his misled apprentice as a character study of their challenged relationship. Hmm, I should really discern getting into fan fiction…
Anyway, there are a lot of creative and compelling visuals. From Time’s palace to the Hatter’s hometown, there is a plethora of colorful eye-candy to behold. The set designs are appealing to the eye and the level of detail is admirable.
I do appreciate that this film is less formulaic than its predecessor. The narrative has an unpredictable, free-flowing structure that I certainly appreciate. It fits well with the nonsensical spirit of Wonderland.
The movie has some good messages about family, time (the concept, not the character) and learning from the past rather than being overcome by it.
In the first Alice, the White Queen (Anne Hathaway) had an established castle and responsibilities. Here, not only do we never see her castle, but she’s running around like any ole commoner. Oh, and she NEVER puts her hands down! She’s doing some weird gestures with her floating hands that is supposed to look enchanting, but gets annoying real fast.
Alice being sent to a mental institution is a pretty pointless subplot. It’s blatantly obvious that this sequence is only in there to make a point about women being hospitalized for “female hysteria” in the 1800’s. I should probably mention that the film’s screenwriter Linda Woolverton, who wrote the scripts for Beauty and the Beast, Maleficent and the 2010 Alice in Wonderland, is known to inject feminist commentary into her works. Look, as a pro-life feminist, I have no issue with feminist ideas in film and literature, but if you’re going to do it, it needs to be well-developed and not shoehorned.
This is supposedly the sequel to 2010’s Alice in Wonderland; I say “supposedly” because while this movie has the same characters, the tone is vastly different from the tone of the first film, which was a dark and gritty interpretation of the Lewis Carroll novel. In a way, it almost feels separate from its previous installment to the point where the events of the first Alice come off as utterly pointless.
(Climbs out of window of mental institution) (Looks around) Sshh, no one knows I’m out here. (Sees spotlight) I’d better jump…
(Jumps) (Runs across random field) So this is a tough one. I didn’t think it was awful, but it’s nowhere near Maleficent or Cinderella. This is one of those instances where there are some really good elements that get smothered by poor story choices. If it’s on TV, I’d probably watch it, but I’d have playing in the background while I write another CGB review or, in this case, break out of a mental institution.
Saint Germaine Cousin, pray for us.